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Thomas "Abe" Burrell

  Rant: Pop Music

  By: Abe


Let me just say, I f***ing hate pop music.

With that in mind, let’s go over the few facts on why I hate pop music.

Number 1- The singers don’t actually make their own music. They pay some geeky little nerd less than minimum wage to take a cheap music program and produce a lapping, not to mention annoying, beat. The only harmony in the music is either the singers screaming in the backdrop, or some weird ass annoyance that you can only hear if some sibling plays the song at very loud volumes in the room adjacent to yours while you are trying to frag somebody cursing the whole time because you can’t here where the enemy shots are coming from. And since you can’t hear where the shots are coming from, you die, which makes you want to make death a hobby for your sibling. I’m getting off subject.

Number 2- I think it is a prerequisite that you can get your voice over 1000 decibels (is this a proper word for what I am trying to get across?) or at least someone in your “crew” to be able to be a pop group or singer. Look back, any pop group or whatever has been able to break glass with their voice.

Now while most of the women in this area are making money for their singing skills, they are not remembered that way because of the male fascination with wanting to take them into a room and video themselves doing very naughty things. Preferably with the girls.

Ok… maybe I don’t have that much to say about pop music, but I still hate it. PEACE!