Rant: Auto Store Workers   By: Preston First off let me say that just because you are a sexy, young woman who works at the auto-parts store doesn't mean you suddenly know more about my car than me. If I tell you that there are drum brakes on the back and the front then there are drum brakes on the back and front. Do not tell me that there are disc brakes on the front of my car when you have never even seen my car. Do I need to grab you by the fucking hair drag you outside and smash your face repeatedly against the drums on the front to prove you otherwise. Or maybe I should just walk out quietely take the drum off my car in the parking lot and walk back in calmly and then smash your knuckles on the countertop with the drum. Another thing: If I walk in and ask for a half-inch lug with an inch long shank don't ask me if I am trying to sexually molest you because if that is what you think then you just need to get on the tallest building in town and ride an electric floor buffer off the roof and splat in the parking lot below. If you want to work at an auto-parts store then know a little something about auto parts or I will be forced to beat your wind-pipe in with a lead pipe!!!