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Preston Oldaker
  Rant: Braces

  By: Preston

Now I have had braces before. I had to wear them for a year and half, and let me tell you that that year was nothing but pain and constant annoyance and tearing of the mouth.

What would be the point of having them? Well! Some people say “so it can make your teeth strait and perty!” Now, who in the hell would want that. All it does is take away from our individuality. If God wanted us to have strait teeth he would have miracled it that way. I think giving thousands even millions of people strait teeth just plain fascist, communist, and most importantly GAY! Do our parents who make us do this want us to conform to the exact “T” of society. Well it sucks. Trust me!!! I have had days were I just wanted to take a hammer and beat the ever-lovin’ crap out of my mouth to make my teeth crooked again.

Also!!! Ever since I got those damn things off my gums feel like jelly and my teeth jiggle around in my mouth like all fixing to fall out. When they were not strait there were in there nice and good with no loose fixing to fall out feeling. Do you know what’s even worse??? Now I have to wear these things called retainers. These are the gayest thing ever. They are supposedly used to keep my teeth strait. It does keep my teeth strait but it also keeps my mouth feeling like pig mush. I do not think I will ever “make” my child get braces. That will be a decision for them and them alone. If he wants to be fascist, communist and just plain gay, that is up to them. Let him conform to society if he wants to but leave me out of it.