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Rant:
Cheap Ammunition
By: Preston |
This edition of Rant-Monger is about cheap ammunition. Not necessarily
cheap in terms of how much you pay for it but cheap as in how it
is made. Now if I am out there shootin' at critters and shit and
I hit something I want maximum dammage to what I hit. If I'm shooting
little bunnies or baby otters I don't want to be able to recognize
what I shot. I want my .50 caliber bullet to go through the Platypus
through the mountain behind it and kill the giraffe on the other
side. The next time I'm out hunting the neighbors cats or livestock
with my Yugoslavian assault rifle I damn sure better not be able
to tell what it was 10 seconds prior to the shots being fired or
I am going to carpet bomb the area. The next time I'm hunting squirrels
with my tank and I so much as find a tuft of fur I am going to use
one of those small tactical nuclear weapons and do the job right.
A good bullet should not leave some little small exit wound hole.
When I pull the trigger I want to be able to see the grand canyon
open up on the other side. If I shoot a Poodle at the tip of the
tale I want to see teeth and tongue flying. Well maybe I've beat
or should I say shot the dead horse long enough. Next time your
out buying ammunition keep my words in mind.
Later,
Nukem'
Oldaker |
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