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Thomas "Abe" Burrell

  Review: The Matrix: Reloaded (Film)

  By: Abe


Ok, this is my first movie review so give me a break if I !@#$ up.

Well, the first Matrix was renowned for its graphics. Original, great, and copied by hundreds of other movies, number one set the standards. Number 2 could’ve stank, but it flowed great…. That sounded so nasty... The second Matrix movie was as great if not better than the first. I feel they used the so coined “bullet-time” a couple of times more than they needed and in spots I didn’t think they needed to, but hey, I am not the director so who am I to say that. I did however think they used it in some very awesome places which make it the movie it is. All I can say without giving them away is that one of them is in the beginning and runs throughout the entire movie, and the other two involve a sword to truck maneuver, and two semi trucks. That is all I can say being that I don’t want to ruin it for those idiots and poor bastards who haven’t seen it.

The story is also picked up and made a little bit more apparent and bigger in this one. The first one was kinda like, this wimp is supposed to be superman, believe it. The second one is kinda like, this is superman, watch him kick ass. A lot of ass. Oh yeah, and the underground city is under attack, there is a love-making scene combined with some type of sexy dance going on in the city. Have no idea why they put it in there, but by god I like it. Get a chance, check it out. Toodles.